The COVID-19 & Corona free thread.

[scarry]

In primary school,we had a headmaster that walked around the parade ground with the cane up the sleeve of his long sleeved shirt.

Shoes were not clean,out with the hand,palm up and one cut as we used to call them....

Laces not tied properly,no uniform for whatever reason,same thing.

Girls got it across their legs,very occasionally,but they often got off.

Oh well,that was just life as it was,we never really complained.

[Saitch]

I was OK with Euro languges at school such as French and Latin but seemed to struggle with Asian languages and always ended up get a flogging from the teacher.

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[scarry]

Anyway,back on topic,some clown sent me this

New "Smart Toilet" Can Read Your Poop And Detect Early Signs Of Disease | IFLScience

Might save a few trips to the Doc for checkups,therefore bypassing the chance of picking up the virus,so staying Corona free?

[bob10]

Anyway,back on topic,some clown sent me this

New "Smart Toilet" Can Read Your Poop And Detect Early Signs Of Disease | IFLScience

Might save a few trips to the Doc for checkups,therefore bypassing the chance of picking up the virus,so staying Corona free?

Arrr, that's nothing . I've got a dog that can do that. If he eats it, all good If he turns his nose up, viral city, baby.

[p38arover]

Found a nice little ditty to get up the nose of our Pommy mates. I think it works,

That's in England.


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Don't point the finger, Bob.

[V8Ian]

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I was in Charters towers a few years back and parked next to the Slim Dusty truck. The pics don't do it justice but it was a great tribute to the man.

Bulletman

Crikey Mikey, that jiggers got some serious money tied up. It's a limited edition 909 Director, with a custom paint job and massive air brushed murals. You don't get many of those in a dozen!

[bob10]

[QUOTE=p38arover;2989556]Don't point the finger, Bob.

I have it on authority from facebook that the virus was started by the NSWRL because they knew they couldn't beat QLD this year. [Some one called Benny from Redfern.]


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[bob10]

Now for a laugh. The laughing Samoans. " Trouble in the World ".


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[bob10]

The sixteen commandments of growing older.

The Sixteen Commandments of Growing Older

I. Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.

II. Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

III. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ****ing you off.

IV. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work

V. The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

VI. You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.

VII. These days, "on time" is when you get there.

VIII. Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

IX. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

X, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

XI. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.

XII. When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

XIII. Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.

XIV. You thought growing old would take longer.

XV. Ageing sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

XVI. You still haven't learned to act your age.

[Saitch]

Crikey Mikey, that jiggers got some serious money tied up. It's a limited edition 909 Director, with a custom paint job and massive air brushed murals. You don't get many of those in a dozen!

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