Don't recall Handy Andy but there was a bloke who spoke in an annoying high pitched female voice like he'd had his nads removed, only louder.
I think his line was "Where do you get it?"  or some such crap. Many times he was told,  also loudly "Where would you like it?"
Thank god he's gone.
Speaking of gone, today in this household  is the first time in 21 years that we are not connected to Foxtel. 

 Cheeky bastards wanted to jack the monthly up another $10 p/m.
 I told them we are not paying any more for the same old, same old **** of repeats of repeats of repeats & terrible presenters.  All Channels have now gone to the big network in the sky..
Nope, enough is enough.  Back to "Free" to air" & Netflix & jeeeeezuz isn't F t A **** these days.    But they do insist on getting their box back although the cabling & Dish can stay on the roof.  Thanks ****stel, for nothing.  If we wish to get shot of all that gear we have to pay some "Specialist" to disconnect it all safely.   ****, it can stay there.  I guess that is ours anyway.
How hard can it be to use some Wire & Bolt cutters FFS?
I don't dare try to calculate how many Billions we paid in 21 years, we must own 50% of Foxtel by now.  Another Call Centre in Asia to contend with as well with a long Menu to punch in before you can even get there.   "No thanks I just wish to speak to a human please. "Wossat you don't have any any more?"
Early days they were a good alternative to F t A Channels with all their crap advertising & that was ok but even SKY News seems to have gone in that direction, the hungry bastards.
Anyone have any good suggestions for any other sources before taking my own life?

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