Thread: Covid Mk ll

Originally Posted by SpudHeadTed

This whole thread should be moved to the Conspiracy Theories thread at the rate it’s going.
…maybe aliens brought Covid19 to earth.

the dawning of the spaghetti monsters, no vax needed just wear a colinder on your head for protection maybe

If you die of covid but had a terminal disease/issue and were expected to be dead in a few weeks regardless, are you recorded as a covid death with underlying health issues or a death by existing terminal illness?

How granular is the recorded government health death cause data, as compared to the public daily released covid death figures?

We would have had the same situation of people dying in hospital corridors as the rest of the world did if we didn't have our lockdowns early, but it is time to set hard and fast opening conditions not long drawn out make it up as we go guvvy crap.

Howsabout when we reach 80% double jabbed over a certain age, 12, 16 or whatever is chosen we then just open and not have any further lockdowns at all . This can be done state by state internally at first and interstate bubbles until each one reaches the requirements and then as all of oz has met the numbers a full international opening.

Our hospitals have been up the duff for years regardless of covid, which just amplifies health system shortcomings.

We can't be playing masks off here but on there, or you guys stay home but you guys 2 suburbs over can go to your mates place for a bong beer and a shag.

Random border restrictions at the whim of politicians (whose medical advice seems to be what they want to hear from their CHO not what the CHO really wants to say) but porous to certain types while loved ones die alone is being accepted as the norm when it shouldn't be

'Quarantine' facilities in the pipeline should not be forgotten or scaled down as they are also useful as asylum seekers, natural disaster, emergency domestic violence accomodation and many other uses.

And these powers these state and federal pollies seem to have to fight each other are ridiculous, we are either one nation in common ambition or shut up and secede then see how good you aren't.

Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

the dawning of the spaghetti monsters, no vax needed just wear a colinder on your head for protection maybe

But but but, a colander has got holes in it otherwise it'd be no use to Man or Beast or for stopping Bugs. It'd be OK for straining Brussel Sprouts etc.


Block the holes up & it would cease to be a Colander, it'd become a Sauce or Frying Pan.


Wouldn't it be better for stopping Bugs though?

Apologies for my ignorance, I just came down in the last shower of rain.

a bong beer and a shag.

Wish I had mates like that.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Block the holes up & it would cease to be a Colander,

Perhaps a pot?

• Devo, a new wave '80s band, claimed that their iconic energy dome design was used to recycle the wasted orgone energy that flows from a person's head. Devo cofounder Mark Mothersbaugh has said:

We did the red energy dome, which was useful—besides being an icon -- it was a useful icon. You probably know this very well, but your orgone energy goes out the top of your head and it dissipates out the top, but if you wear an energy dome it recycles that energy. It comes back down and showers back down on you and, among other things, you remain manly, shall we say, for maybe another 150 years of your life, probably. I think that's a safe prediction to say that energy domes -- if you wore them constantly, night and day -- which I don't do, but there are people out there who do, not too many of them but there are some. We get e-mails from them, so we know they're out there, those people will probably live about an extra 150 years because of all that orgone energy that they're saving and not wasting away.^[37]

Originally Posted by Saitch

Perhaps a pot?

• Devo, a new wave '80s band, claimed that their iconic energy dome design was used to recycle the wasted orgone energy that flows from a person's head. Devo cofounder Mark Mothersbaugh has said:

We did the red energy dome, which was useful—besides being an icon -- it was a useful icon. You probably know this very well, but your orgone energy goes out the top of your head and it dissipates out the top, but if you wear an energy dome it recycles that energy. It comes back down and showers back down on you and, among other things, you remain manly, shall we say, for maybe another 150 years of your life, probably. I think that's a safe prediction to say that energy domes -- if you wore them constantly, night and day -- which I don't do, but there are people out there who do, not too many of them but there are some. We get e-mails from them, so we know they're out there, those people will probably live about an extra 150 years because of all that orgone energy that they're saving and not wasting away.^[37]

Yes, quite possibly a Pot too, but a strange shape for a Pot which is more yer vertical shape not a Wash Basin shape but that isn't cast in stone either, & a Stone Pot would be a bit bloody heavy. for the cook top.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

It is back dated. Register. If you are fully vaccinated you are eligible to enter the weekly and $1,000,000 draw

Re "What do I need a million for anyway, I'd only fritter it away on Booze, Ciggies & sexy women?"

Shiney new running shoes! I might add nice Massage post by bucket list of marathons in Broome, Perth, Adelaide, Boston, Taiwan, Great Wall, Shanghai, Tokyo, Paris, NZ top and bottom, St Petersberg, Conrads....... dreaming now My usual Post run event is find the Ocean or river and very cold water quick! I would do that before the massage. Salty is better than very very sweaty and stinky

Here is one I bet you haven't, even in your wildests, considered. MELB to MELB, via Sydney, Brizzie, Darwin Broome, Perth, Adelaide (call in for a beer when you do) Mount Gambler. Melb. Job done.


Lets put a Time Limit on it, say...............7 days.

By then you will require another couple of dozen Pairs of NIKES or your favorite shoes.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Here is one I bet you haven't, even in your wildests, considered. MELB to MELB, via Sydney, Brizzie, Darwin Broome, Perth, Adelaide (call in for a beer when you do) Mount Gambler. Melb. Job done.


Lets put a Time Limit on it, say...............7 days.

By then you will require another couple of dozen Pairs of NIKES or your favorite shoes.

Name change to Forest on steriods I think. It would be cool running.

Back to Covid. I read this morning China is thinking of testing wild life for Covid. Here an Camperdown lamb Abattoir has gone back for a 2nd wave The sheep and Covid crossed my mind for a minute or two then then I dropped off some vaccines at another clinic at a Templestowe shopping centre. Hard working Medical Centre there could use a little I had spare before our next load turns up on Friday.

I went in to grab some meat and veggies. Veggi shop had mask under his chin, Butcher shop had a few staff with masks on in several ways and three butchers no mask chatting happily closely and socially. I did a runner thinking about the 20 + covid cases I know personally that shop in that areas and thinking butchers/greed groccer might be the issue not the lambs? Mask are a PITA. Spreading it around down here is not going to kill everyone- It may/will kill some.

We already know cats can get Covid - some tigers in zoos have had it.

Also the weasel group of mammals also get it and can spread it to humans - hence a cull of Minks in Denmark, I think, a while back.