Thread: Covid Mk ll

Originally Posted by 4bee

On the way out or on the way in?

Who cares at that age even thinking about it is a WIN

Originally Posted by discomatt69

There are a few reasons my wife, a nurse of over 20 years in aged care has left the industry for good, covid responses and attitudes make up all of them which I will not go into on a public platform because as we all know if anyone speaks real world truths from experience not fantasy land the labels come out....
All I will say is I hope to die before an aged care facility is the only option

I came up with a great idea the other morning. When/If my time comes to be trotted off to an aged care facility, why not just murder someone?

Not someone young, someone about to step over the threshold anytime.

Then you get life in prison!! How long can it be? A few years? Ten at the most? Who knows?

Fed, medicated, exercised, clean sheets, security, same small room, no ongoing bills.

Originally Posted by ChookD2

I came up with a great idea the other morning. When/If my time comes to be trotted off to an aged care facility, why not just murder someone?

Not someone young, someone about to step over the threshold anytime.

Then you get life in prison!! How long can it be? A few years? Ten at the most? Who knows?

Fed, medicated, exercised, clean sheets, security, same small room, no ongoing bills.

I'm thinking of moving far, far away.

Originally Posted by trout1105

Who cares at that age even thinking about it is a WIN

Too right. I bet your sprouts & Collies etc. really love you.

Originally Posted by Saitch

I'm thinking of moving far, far away.

You're probably safe. By then I most likely couldn't drive that far.

Originally Posted by ChookD2

I came up with a great idea the other morning. When/If my time comes to be trotted off to an aged care facility, why not just murder someone?

Not someone young, someone about to step over the threshold anytime.

Then you get life in prison!! How long can it be? A few years? Ten at the most? Who knows?

Fed, medicated, exercised, clean sheets, security, same small room, no ongoing bills.

Free FoxTel?

Originally Posted by trout1105

Mate I intend to be shot by a jealous husband at the age of 99

Oh ok. If you disappear from here in a few years time we will assume the worst & your wish has been granted, that right?

Originally Posted by ChookD2

I came up with a great idea the other morning. When/If my time comes to be trotted off to an aged care facility, why not just murder someone?

Not someone young, someone about to step over the threshold anytime.

Then you get life in prison!! How long can it be? A few years? Ten at the most? Who knows?

Fed, medicated, exercised, clean sheets, security, same small room, no ongoing bills.

A long swim seems the kindest way to go. IF I got cleaned up by a Mako, Blue or Thresher shark a long way from shore it would be cool with me
Murdering someone is a bit messy plus