Swaggie
SubscriberWhy do bees hum?Originally Posted by Disco Muppet
Because they don't know the words!
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
How do you catch a unique animal?
Unique up on him
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
Because he was shellfish
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder!
Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?
They can never make it past the bar!
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.
What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderware!
What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Current Cars:
2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
2008 RRS, TDV8
1995 VS Clubsport
Previous Cars:
2008 ML63, V8
2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
2002 Disco 2, LS1 conversion
Wizard
SubscriberNow that they are retired, my mother and father were discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mum. After some thought, Mum said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mum asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing."
D4 2.7litre
Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.comPull the udder one, that's utter nonsense!
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
Swaggie
Subscriberthat will teach me to copy n paste
Current Cars:
2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
2008 RRS, TDV8
1995 VS Clubsport
Previous Cars:
2008 ML63, V8
2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
2002 Disco 2, LS1 conversion
ForumSage
Swaggie
Subscriberif that was a real tshirt, i would buy it!
Current Cars:
2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
2008 RRS, TDV8
1995 VS Clubsport
Previous Cars:
2008 ML63, V8
2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
2002 Disco 2, LS1 conversion
Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.comWhen I used to be on the Overlander forum, I noticed that the Admins had changed the wording under my username to Spelling Bee Captain.
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
Swaggie
Good user name, we cope all the sting from you
ChatterBox
Quick search finds this though Regional Spelling Champoin Tee by robinlund
And a bit more searching shows it is a tshirt!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Spelling-Bee...3D351231059453
ForumSage
SubscriberWell there you go Eevo. You can put your money where your mouth is.
Don't forget to post a pic with you modeling it.
Dave.
I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
1983 RR gone (wish I kept it)
1996 TDI ES.
2003 TD5 HSE
1987 Isuzu County
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