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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Muppet View Post
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    That might actually be the worst joke I've ever heard
    Why do bees hum?
    Because they don't know the words!

    Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
    Because the cow has the utter.

    A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
    The horse says "Sure."

    What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    A pool table.

    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck.

    Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
    They're trying to get away from the noise.

    How do you catch a unique animal?
    Unique up on him

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick!

    Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?
    Because he was shellfish

    What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
    Take me to your weeder!

    Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?
    They can never make it past the bar!

    Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
    He pasta way.

    What has four legs and one arm?
    A happy pit bull.

    Did you hear about the circus fire?
    It was intense.

    What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
    He let out a little wine.

    Where did they first make French Fries?
    In grease.

    What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
    Thunderware!

    What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
    A small medium at large!
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    If I die first...........

    Now that they are retired, my mother and father were discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mum. After some thought, Mum said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mum asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
    Because the cow has the utter.
    Pull the udder one, that's utter nonsense!
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    Pull the udder one, that's utter nonsense!
    that will teach me to copy n paste
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    that will teach me to copy n paste



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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post


    if that was a real tshirt, i would buy it!
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    When I used to be on the Overlander forum, I noticed that the Admins had changed the wording under my username to Spelling Bee Captain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    When I used to be on the Overlander forum, I noticed that the Admins had changed the wording under my username to Spelling Bee Captain.
    Good user name, we cope all the sting from you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    if that was a real tshirt, i would buy it!
    Quick search finds this though Regional Spelling Champoin Tee by robinlund



    And a bit more searching shows it is a tshirt!

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Spelling-Bee...3D351231059453


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    Well there you go Eevo. You can put your money where your mouth is.

    Don't forget to post a pic with you modeling it.
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    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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