Jokes

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Originally Posted by Chenz

If anyone has an iPhone with Siri, open Siri and say " I see a little silhouetto of a man". It is very funny.

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I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.

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Originally Posted by johntins

I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.

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I had to have three goes, but I got it.

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Originally Posted by johntins

I think my Siri may be dumber than yours. I get nothing funny.

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Same here...

tell siri you love her.

mine told me i need help.

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Originally Posted by pop058

I would imagine the fine gentleman I believe you are referring to.....

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Grammar!!!

these things happen in the bush

There are 2 types of people in the world:
Those that need closure

If the police arrest a mute do they tell him he has the right to remain silent !! .

Q.......Why don, t you walk in the Jungle between 9 & 5

A.......Because that,s when elephants jump out of palm tree,s [bigwhistle]

Q....... Why does a Platypus have a flat Bill ?.

A........Because he walked in the Jungle between 9 & 5 . !! :bat: