Hi
You would be left with no choice.
Cheers
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Hi
You would be left with no choice.
Cheers
he'll be all right
This is getting out of hand
No one wants to be left, right, out...
Or that coveted position "half full on the fence"...
Well I'll have no part in it.
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”
Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”
A priest asks the convict at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
"Yes," replies the convict. "Can you please hold my hand?"
Q. What do bacon and wives have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste fantastic; they both also kill you slowly.
Life hack:
Hold your wife’s hand in the shopping mall.
If you don’t, she might start shopping.
To her, it is romantic; for you, it is economical.