OK, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren
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OK, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren
What do you call a man with no arms or legs trying to swim?
Bob!
What do you call a young man with no arms or legs trying to swim ?
Buoy
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch
Why do elephants wear ripple soled shoes?
To give ants a 50/50 chance
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hole ?
Phil
What do you call a woman with one short leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Chinese woman with one short leg?
Irene.
what do you cal a woman strung up between two posts?
Barb!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who can swim?
Clever Dick
What do you call a man leaning on a shovel?
Dug.
What do you call a epileptic man in the bush?
Russel.
A charity that sells sausages at Bunnings on Weekends will no longer sell bacon or pork sausages so as not to offend the Jews and the Muslims. In response Bunnings has decided not to sell nails and wood so as not to upset the Christians.