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  1. 7th September 2018, 02:45 PM #4661
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    Friday funnies

    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
    "German," she replies.
    "Occupation?
    "No, just planning on staying for a few days.

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    Xenophobic Political Nazi jokes - wow.... just wow....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    Xenophobic Political Nazi jokes - wow.... just wow....
    Come on its pretty clever, could be a joke about a 1/2 inch gas pipe...
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    Sorry, maybe it's just me but I've never found much to laugh at regarding the Holocaust...
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    And given the Political nature of it, I'm guessing the rules regarding 'No Politics' doesn't apply to jokes or International Politics, so get ready for a free for all on Trump jokes. 😉😇
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    Trump IS a joke
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    A man has been killed after jumping on his nemesis from a ten storey building.

    He was pronounced dead on a rival.
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    An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump: "Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this. He sinks back in his chair, saying OMG over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump: "Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this. He sinks back in his chair, saying OMG over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
    thats a george bush joke
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    Yep, still works with numb nuts as well though. 😉
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