Thread: Jokes

True story!

We were at the Kimberly hot springs, a picnic area in NW Tas, looking over a railing into a pool with some eels feeding on the last scraps of meat on a couple of chook carcases. Quite ghoulish really as they swam slowly through the thorax of each bird, the white bones contrasted against the dark bed of the pool.
A car door slammed, the sound of 2 excited children running towards us at the water's edge, and the Mother's voice warning the kids to stay away from the water.
As they peered over the edge I quietly said "Those are the bones of children who didn't listen to their mother".
They instantly ran back to the car and were very quiet.
Didn't hear a peep from them till we eventually left.
Cheers

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy single ply toilet paper.

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Came across a new form of contraception. It's called "Putting on your glasses"....

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Originally Posted by spudfan

Came across a new form of contraception. It's called "Putting on your glasses"....

Doesn't work if you have had a bit too much to drink.

Get your beer googles from spec savers , can’t go wrong 😎