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Old bloke goes to see the quack, Whats the problem say the Doc,
Well, when i was a teen and in my 20's i couldn't bend my erection with 2 hands , then in my 30's I was only just able to bend it with 2 hands
by my 40's I could almost bend it with 1 hand , and then , by my 50's I could bend it with 1 hand no problem
Now i'm approaching 70 I can bend it with 2 fingers.
So says the Doc, what's the problem ?
Well Doc i'm really wondering, "How much stronger am I going to get"....
The doctor said they were very lucky to survive, and had definitely used up one of their naan lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by POD
Ive always wanted to write on the sign: WRONG WAY GO BACKQuote:
Originally Posted by jx2mad
"Shake 6 to move again"!!
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg me to stop. When i'm finished you will be weak for days.
sincerely
The Flu
So, technically, Moses was the first person to download data from the cloud to a tablet.
My son asked me what gay means? I told him it means 'happy'.
He asked me if i was gay. I told him I am married![biggrin]
Yes I am happily married.
My wife wanted me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart".
I couldn't if I tried.
There are 3 Dolls in a mans life:
1. His daughter = Baby Doll.
2. His girlfreind = Barbie Doll.
3. His wife = Panadol.
My 9 year old daughter has disappeared.
She was last seen using a moisturiser cream that makes you look 10 years younger.
Damp up there, Paul?