Jokes

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Originally Posted by Eevo

I'm reading a story in braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

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A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!

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Originally Posted by 67hardtop

A well placed "comma" there [emoji41]

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Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

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Originally Posted by tact

Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

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Except a comma wouldn't be in that sentence[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
A capital J would make it easy on the eyes..helping you uncle Jack off a horse... still sounds rude though 🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by tact

Punctuation can make a world of difference to a text like: "...helping your uncle jack off a horse".

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I like eating friends and family. Or.
I like eating, friends and family.

Description of what a Wombat does; eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

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Originally Posted by donh54

A blind bloke I knew picked up a cheese grater. Reckoned it was the most violent short story he ever read!

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I believe Helen Keller told that joke about herself.

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Originally Posted by Markf

I like eating friends and family. Or.
I like eating, friends and family.

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I like eating, friends, and family.



Oxford comma!!!

It would seem AULRO has become haven for cannibalism.

I was going to start breeding gun dogs and wondered whether anyone would be able to give me a few pointers.

I sometimes fuel up one of my chainsaws with the motor still running.



Flame suit on.