My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants.
Roll on 2019.
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My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants.
Roll on 2019.
That's good. Sprays upset people with allergies, which is why sprays are banned in schools.
Q: Will glass coffins prove popular?
A: Remains to be seen.
Prayers go out to all of the victims in Melbourne, Australia.
Nothing happened, it just sucks that you have to live there!
Saw Santa crying today, it seemed that one of his Reindeer had lost it's tail.
I calmed him down and said, “I will fix it."
I came back with super glue and the tail stayed on.
Santa thanked me and said, "Have you thought about a career in retailing?”
Where's the 'groan' smilie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
The man who invented human cloning died last week.
At his funeral his mourners were beside themselves.
He requested that everyone wear their genes to the service
The church bells were rung by a dead ringer as well
I got home from work last night & SWMBO said look at my hands. All blistered from using that old broom, why don't you buy me a new one.
I told her to use the car instead of flying everywhere!
The bruises will heal, eventually.