Jokes

He's one of those sensitive new-age cowboys. Doesn't believe in guns and violence.
He politely asks the vermin to vacate his property, with a wink and a nod.

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

The DJ played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen…
And that's how I got kicked out of the nightclub.

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Premature ejection.

DL

Mundane after those.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light globe?

A: None. That's a hardware problem.

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

He's one of those sensitive new-age cowboys. Doesn't believe in guns and violence.
He politely asks the vermin to vacate his property, with a wink and a nod.

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He cowboys like a footballer. He dribbles before he shoots. ( Apologies: John Cooper-Clark.)

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

He cowboys like a footballer. He dribbles before he shoots. ( Apologies: John Cooper-Clark.)

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An affliction that seems to be confined to soccer and League players.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

I'd be getting a dishonourable discharge, I'm only good for 49 push-ups.

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One more in the chamber? Then you're safe

What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table

Well. At least I wouldn't be snookered. [bigrolf]

it would be one big balls up

Cannon shot