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To save you the trouble, Mick, why not ask Sash to get you one of those ^^^^. Would only take one snake to set it off & that would demolish the whole area let alone the house & 'er indoors. Oh, the Deafener too. [bigsad]Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Maybe scotch that idea then?[bigrolf]
Why is trump not allowed back in the white house? Because it's for biden
Its a joke. I have zero political insight [thumbsupbig]
Tonight my wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a bit of a run up, but I made it.
I guess you could have got by with Verboten but it's hardly quite the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by NavyDiver
"I have zero political insight".
Most Politicians are in the same boat so don't lose any sleep over it..[bigrolf]
My wife was always bothering me to get her a dishwasher. So I did. But when the gorgeous blonde Helga arrived, The missus went nuts.
My wife told me she wanted a dishwasher.
I told her we'd already got one.
The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellowman (fellow air passengers, in this case)
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10-hour flight.”
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
