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  1. 3rd November 2020, 06:04 PM #6571
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    I did, they invited me over for a caligula theme party and to bring a pillow and I had to wear a toga,should be fun just like boarding school.
    Now there's a bloke who could get through a wife or six!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    It was a boys only boarding school if you get my drift... so thats why I reckon sounds a bit suss... nubile women ,not z chance ,they will just think they are women.

    I have heard about those Boys Schools where the lads get their arse spanked each night at bed time by Matron.


    Not sure Billy Bunter would have put up with it from Squelchy though.
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    A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
    The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    That is an Allied Fridgey joke ,right?
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    A regular at a local bar is drinking heavily one night, and unexpectedly has a heart attack and dies.
    The patrons are dismayed. They know someone’s got to call his wife, but no one feels up to the task.
    The drunk at the end of the bar pipes up to say he’ll do it, and he picks up the phone.
    “Hello, is this Mrs Jamison? Ma'am …
    I have some good news, and some bad news for you”
    “What’s that?”, she asks suspiciously
    “The bad news is that your husband lost $5,000 to me playing poker.”
    “What!”, she screamed.
    “I’m going to kill him!”
    The drunk replies,
    “Well, that’s the good news …
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    Are you sure that isn't Disco Mick's Snake catcher thing?
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  10. 6th November 2020, 10:52 AM #6580
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    Snake catcher failed miserably.
    I am the snake catcher now - or if it's nasty I ring the real snake catcher.
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