Least he had a go. Nobody else in the last 50 years has done that, and the new bloke can't find his slippers in the morning. Oh, wait, what's morning?Quote:
Originally Posted by 350RRC
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Least he had a go. Nobody else in the last 50 years has done that, and the new bloke can't find his slippers in the morning. Oh, wait, what's morning?Quote:
Originally Posted by 350RRC
Any response from me should be in CA.
That is all, DL
Agreed. Take this to CA please.
Just talkin' about some un-named bloke, Gav.
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Originally Posted by Homestar
What a bunch of sourpusses. Lighthearted fun. We would have moved on quickly until someone got all heavy and mentioned CA. Good grief, aren't we adults? Or has the FakeBook and Twister mentality of offence taken over?
Yeah, yeah, subject closed. Sigh.
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Originally Posted by sashadidi
I notice it doesn't even mention the random bouts of Diarrhea the guy gets after a big Feast of Rotted wild life.
Luck of the draw I guess.[bigrolf]
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
