Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

Stupid Bastard! No wonder he isn't getting anywhere, the rope should be connected to the Pommel not his arse.

I think it may be wedged up Chuck’s arse, not tied to the saddle

Originally Posted by Gav 110

I think it may be wedged up Chuck’s arse, not tied to the saddle

But Clint would have had much stronger Scissor bones & had that ship off the bank lickety split.

But alas, from what I have seen of Clint lately he would have trouble scissoring anything even poo.



But but but, assuming you are correct, which you may be, the rope could be up his arse but he fails the test by not having the end securely fixed to the Pommel, in fact I don't know where the rope end is. Hanging loosely on the Port Side makes him a better cowb'y rather than a Deep Sea Salvage Consultant who would have had the end neatly coiled & the end neatly Whipped or Back spliced.


Dunno why he didn't use his Lariat anyway, it is sitting there doing buggerall..

Originally Posted by 4bee

But Clint would have had much stronger Scissor bones & had that ship off the bank lickety split.

But alas, from what I have seen of Clint lately he would have trouble scissoring anything even poo.

That ain't Clint, Des.

Originally Posted by 4bee

But Clint would have had much stronger Scissor bones & had that ship off the bank lickety split.

But alas, from what I have seen of Clint lately he would have trouble scissoring anything even poo.



But but but, assuming you are correct, which you may be, the rope could be up his arse but he fails the test by not having the end securely fixed to the Pommel, in fact I don't know where the rope end is. Hanging loosely on the Port Side makes him a better cowb'y rather than a Deep Sea Salvage Consultant who would have had the end neatly coiled & the end neatly Whipped or Back spliced.


Dunno why he didn't use his Lariat anyway, it is sitting there doing buggerall..

I believe that Chuck being Chuck and can do the unbelievable
The rope has actually grown from out of his rectum
With the grip of steel that Mr Norris beholds, the rope will be theoretically tied to the pummel (as soon as he lets go of his brim) via his hand🤪🤪

Mr Eastwood would only need to squint, bite off the end of a cigar, chew on it a couple of times and spit at the ship, you would hear the corny western music start up, out with the six shooter, spin it on his finger and before he unloaded all six rounds the Ever Given would be back in alignment and floating out of the Suez Canal


Ive gotta stop staying up and watching those late night repeats of old movies
My imagination seems to be working in overtime 🤣🤣🤣

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Mr Eastwood would only need to squint, bite off the end of a cigar, chew on it a couple of times and spit at the ship, you would hear the corny western music start up, out with the six shooter, spin it on his finger and before he unloaded all six rounds

All Clint would have had to do was say "Get off my lawn." Or, "Go ahead, punk, make my day."

As we dont appear to have a "you couldnt make it up" thread I guess I will put this here......



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Originally Posted by Gav 110

I believe that Chuck being Chuck and can do the unbelievable
The rope has actually grown from out of his rectum
With the grip of steel that Mr Norris beholds, the rope will be theoretically tied to the pummel (as soon as he lets go of his brim) via his hand🤪🤪

Mr Eastwood would only need to squint, bite off the end of a cigar, chew on it a couple of times and spit at the ship, you would hear the corny western music start up, out with the six shooter, spin it on his finger and before he unloaded all six rounds the Ever Given would be back in alignment and floating out of the Suez Canal


Ive gotta stop staying up and watching those late night repeats of old movies
My imagination seems to be working in overtime 🤣🤣🤣

Yep me as well. Maybe we need a new section "Wild Imaginations"



JAYZUZ who would wish to handle that rope, Chuck or no Chucky it would still be caked in crap.



I reckon Clint was going to blast that ship right out to the Med. Five shots as well.


The sixth he would be saving for that Captain or Gringo Pilot.



Rest easy my friend, Daylight Saving ends tomorrow night so plenty of shuteye & sack time for you to enjoy.
Resist the temptation to take those "Clint Eastwood Does the West" comics to bed.

Hasta la Vista.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Yep me as well. Maybe we need a new section "Wild Imaginations"



JAYZUZ who would wish to handle that rope, Chuck or no Chucky it would still be caked in crap.



I reckon Clint was going to blast that ship right out to the Med. Five shots as well.


The sixth he would be saving for that Captain or Gringo Pilot.



Rest easy my friend, Daylight Saving ends tonight so plenty of shuteye & sack time for you to enjoy.
Resist the temptation to take those "Clint Eastwood Does the West" comics to bed.

Hasta la Vista.

And someone was going to make 'merica great again.