Thread: Jokes

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Originally Posted by Eevo

is it too late to make any more suez canal jokes? or has that ship has sailed?

Yeah you have missed the boat. Wanna catch **** you'll have to go to Gibraltar if you hurry?


Next stop I understand is Antwerp.



I suppose the authorities have considered that this ship will need to go back via the Suez Canal. Ohhh nooooo!


Personally, I wouldn't let it go within a 1000 km of the canal, but as I am not wearing a Fez it ain't nuffink to do with me.


I wonder if it can now bugger up the Navigation Traffic Lanes/Traffic Separation Scheme in the English Channel?

Two women were out shopping. One woman picks up a carrot and says to the other woman
"This carrot is like my husband's manhood"
"Really" says the other woman "In what way?!
"Guess" said the first woman.
"Is it the length of it?"
"No, guess again."
"Is it the shape of it?"
"No, guess again"
"Is it the width of it?."
"No, guess again."
"I give up. What is the reason?."
"It's the dirt on it..."

Originally Posted by Eevo

is it too late to make any more suez canal jokes? or has that ship has sailed?

it is and has but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Originally Posted by spudfan

Two women were out shopping. One woman picks up a carrot and says to the other woman
"This carrot is like my husband's manhood"
"Really" says the other woman "In what way?!
"Guess" said the first woman.
"Is it the length of it?"
"No, guess again."
"Is it the shape of it?"
"No, guess again"
"Is it the width of it?."
"No, guess again."
"I give up. What is the reason?."
"It's the dirt on it..."

YeeeeeeWWWWK!

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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That particular sign board has been home to some rippers.