Thread: Jokes

The road was raised, under the bridge years ago, to alleviate flooding.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

The road was raised, under the bridge years ago, to alleviate flooding.

I guess it's a matter of which end you prefer; soggy or sticky.

I actually witnessed a hire van completely remove the top of its roof there. I doubled back & the two guys that were in it were doubled over laughing... took it off like tinfoil..

Originally Posted by V8Ian

The road was raised, under the bridge years ago, to alleviate flooding.

A small bit of underestimating the situation there then.


Weird or wot?

Originally Posted by Homestar

Why lower the road when we get endless enjoyment watching ****wits wedge their trucks under it. It’s only one block over for high vehicles - not that hard if you have more than a few brain cells. 😁👍

I don't intend to drive a semi or a Van or a Bus etc under your bridge for your cheap larfs Gav, when you larf & point & probably say "I think I know that silly ****er"

BTW, is this the same bridge where someone here recently posted an image of a Cattle Trailer with a Steer's head poking out above the sides while just entering the bridge access? OMFG!


My Crafers one, was early evening with no Freeway Lighting then, but there were warnings signs & just as well there were no Pedestrians on that bridge at that time.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

The road was raised, under the bridge years ago, to alleviate flooding.

The Dudley St bridge used to get hit all the time too.

It had a dip under it that flooded and people in beemers, etc, with electric locking and windows used to get rescued from the pond. Was quite serious.

Haven't been there for awhile so I don't know if the configuration has changed in recent years.

I semi driver I knew (Les) snapped the pin on his trailer trying to fit underneath one day. Blamed faulty sensors in the loading yard.

DL

Arthur & Beryl, who have been married for years, go shopping together one day.
While walking down the drinks isle Arthur picks up a case of beer & put it in the trolley.
Beryl says "Why do you want that?"
Arthur says "It's $10 for 24 cans, that's a bargain!"
"We can't afford that." says Beryl "Put it back."

A bit later in Isle 5 Beryl picks up a $20 jar of face cream.
"What do you want that for?" asks Arthur.
" It makes me beautiful." replies Beryl
"So does 24 cans of beer at $10!"

Arthurs body was found by staff in Isle 5 35 minutes later!

Jonesfam

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