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  1. 22nd April 2025, 03:22 PM #9171
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    The best way to cook kale is with lots of oil and butter, so that it slides straight out of the pan into the bin.
    Get it in your garden and eat it young. Seriously good. My spicey Kale Chips rock
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  2. 24th April 2025, 04:48 PM #9172
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    I've been waiting to apply for the Pope job, but it hasn't come up on SEEK yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I've been waiting to apply for the Pope job, but it hasn't come up on SEEK yet.
    I expect you'd be overqualified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I've been waiting to apply for the Pope job, but it hasn't come up on SEEK yet.
    It came up on Linkedin. I applied but they said I was overqualified. Should have had a haircut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    It came up on Linkedin. I applied but they said I was overqualified. Should have had a haircut.
    Hmmm. I wonder if a 'Disney Pope' is on the cards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Hmmm. I wonder if a 'Disney Pope' is on the cards?
    Could be. Was Disney Catholic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Hmmm. I wonder if a 'Disney Pope' is on the cards?
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    I saw this yesterday and cracked up. I don't know if this crosses the PC line for AULRO, so will let the mods decide if it needs to go.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cripesamighty View Post
    I saw this yesterday and cracked up. I don't know if this crosses the PC line for AULRO, so will let the mods decide if it needs to go.


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    On my knees? Please goddo 'please make the next pope a sensible young women'. The VERY old men they pick always die quickly Add an 's' or an 'r' to picks if you choose to or not of course.

    My aunty the NUN isnt like the Penguin in the Blues Brothers yet I might not share that with her and the brethren in the convent in NSW or PNG despite them all being women

    I LOVE THE BLUES BROTHERS Trivia It was played at 6pm and 8pm movie on HMAS Vampire every night at sea. The Forward seaman's mess had a LOT of black suits, hats and glasses to Suite the Suit

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