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  1. 5th May 2025, 06:59 PM #9191
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    I wonder if they have smooth music playing throughout the procedure?

    Something by P.J. Proby, perhaps? Like "What's Wrong With My World".
    Or like during Homer Simpson's colonoscopy Lou Rawls - You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine
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    Or possibly Mike Brady with "Up There Cazaly"
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    Galileo

    My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.


    I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.


    I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.
    And unloved.
    Dave.

    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    What do politicians and toilets have in common?

    Both can lose their seats.
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    I heard Trump is slapping tariffs on Easter Island due to all the eggs imported from there lately and the Easter Bunny is being deported to there.
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