Reply With QuoteI think I bought a fake Xerox, as I suspect it's just a copy machine.
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Mark Simmons last year: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship but I bottled it."
Lorna Rose Treen in 2023: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."
Masai Graham in 2022: "I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."
Masai Graham in 2021: "I thought the word Caesarean began with the letter S but when I looked in the dictionary, it was in the C section."
Olaf Falafel in 2019: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets."
Adam Rowe in 2018: "Working at the job centre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
Ken Cheng in 2017: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
Masai Graham in 2016: "My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart."
Darren Walsh in 2015: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.
"Tim Vine in 2014: "I've decided to sell my Hoover - well, it was just collecting dust."
ForumSage
SupporterI think I bought a fake Xerox, as I suspect it's just a copy machine.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
Very Very Lucky!
I was invited to my friend's Wedding. My response was not appreciated; I have been abused by the couple and several of the bridal party now!
All I said was "Maybe Next Time"
Swaggie
SubscriberA police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Current Cars:
2013 E3 Maloo, 350kw
2008 RRS, TDV8
1995 VS Clubsport
Previous Cars:
2008 ML63, V8
2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
2002 Disco 2, LS1 conversion
YarnMaster
Supporterდიდება უკრაინას
Рашка парашка
ForumSage
SupporterThe previous post is funny because it's true, I have seen guys talking or scrolling on their phone while at the urinal.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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I hope they weren't video calls.Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
OldBushie
SubscriberHands free.I hope they weren't video calls.
'sit bonum tempora volvunt'
LordRover
SubscriberJayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
ForumSage
SubscriberThat was an add for Repco 10 plus years ago. From memory it was for tools. Bloke rips car apart(not to the extent in above pic) looking for rattle.
Turns out to be something in ashtray.
Dave.
I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
1983 RR gone (wish I kept it)
1996 TDI ES.
2003 TD5 HSE
1987 Isuzu County
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