Thread: Jokes

Crocodiles can grow up to 12 feet but most only have 4.


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Dan

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Western Australian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Western Australian smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

Originally Posted by Disco-tastic

Crocodiles can grow up to 12 feet but most only have 4.


Cheers

Dan

Is this ftom Russell Coight?

Originally Posted by bsperka

Is this ftom Russell Coight?

Yep.

Outside a dog, a book in mans best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.

A couple of "spoonerisms" above - named after the manner of a Professor Spooner reminds me of another old one: The difference between a magician's wand and police baton: One is used for cunning stunts................

That joke about the lady in the tight skirt used to work better back in the days when flies and splits in the back of skirts were secured with buttons rather than zippers.

With a zipper, the impediment of the tight dress would be relieved by sliding the zip up from the bottom while the fly would be opened by sliding the zip down.

Modern technology (replacing buttons with zippers) has slightly spoiled a good joke.

It is still funny though if you don't think too hard.

a spiders web can be likened to a passionate kiss as both can lead to the undoing of a fly !!!!!!!!