Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom and asked that we try role reversal.
Tonight I have a headache.

Which is much more preferable to any other ache you might have had.

I only believe 12.5% of the bible.
I guess this makes me an eigth-theist.

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

I only believe 12.5% of the bible.
I guess this makes me an eigth-theist.

That depends on which eighth you believe in.

There are motorcycles in the Bible. Moses had a triumph in the desert.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

There are motorcycles in the Bible. Moses had a triumph in the desert.

i believe jesus had an accord.

Went to Maccas & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jacks. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jacks....

Originally Posted by Eevo

i believe jesus had an accord.

My girlfriend tried to force me to have sex in her Honda Civic.
If I was going to do it, it will be on my own Accord!

Two young boys at daycare were having a pee, one looks at the other and says, whats all that skin at the end of your thingy?
2nd boy says, thats my foreskin, where is yours?
1st boy said, oh I don't have one, i was circumcised when I was born.
2nd boy says, Geez, did it hurt?
1st boy says, it must of, I couldn't walk for 18 months