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  1. 16th May 2018, 05:30 AM #4471
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    Student joke:
    Q: Why did the cops wake a sleeping child?
    A: They thought there had been a kidnapping.
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  2. 20th May 2018, 05:16 PM #4472
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    If 4 out 5 suffer from Diarrhea..... Does that mean one enjoys it ?
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  3. 20th May 2018, 06:17 PM #4473
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    Yep, but it runs in their genes.
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  4. 21st May 2018, 11:50 AM #4474
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    Student joke.

    Q: Why did the wombat bring toilet paper to the party?
    A: He was a party-pooper!
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    I got into a fight once with a real big bloke , and he said , "i am going to mop the flore with your face " , i siad , "you,ll be sorry"' , he said , "oh yeah why" ? , i said , "well you wont be able to get into the corners very well " .
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  6. 21st May 2018, 02:28 PM #4476
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    Joke from my 4yr old:

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the mooooooovies.

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  7. 22nd May 2018, 12:15 PM #4477
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupting...
    "MOO"

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting co-efficient of friction.
    Interrupting co-efficient of...
    "muuuu"
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  8. 22nd May 2018, 02:25 PM #4478
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    To err is Human , to blame it somebody shows managment potential .
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  9. 22nd May 2018, 07:33 PM #4479
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    Quote Originally Posted by carjunkieanon View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupting...
    "MOO"

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting co-efficient of friction.
    Interrupting co-efficient of...
    "muuuu"
    I'd seen this version of it:
    YouTube
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  10. 23rd May 2018, 12:10 PM #4480
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    Q: A male apprentice butcher is 21. He has been an apprentice butcher for 4 years. What does he weigh?



    Wait for it...




    A: He weighs... meat!
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