Student joke:
Q: Why did the cops wake a sleeping child?
A: They thought there had been a kidnapping.
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Student joke:
Q: Why did the cops wake a sleeping child?
A: They thought there had been a kidnapping.
If 4 out 5 suffer from Diarrhea..... Does that mean one enjoys it ? [bigsad]
Yep, but it runs in their genes.
Cheers
Student joke.
Q: Why did the wombat bring toilet paper to the party?
A: He was a party-pooper!
I got into a fight once with a real big bloke , and he said , "i am going to mop the flore with your face " , i siad , "you,ll be sorry"' , he said , "oh yeah why" ? , i said , "well you wont be able to get into the corners very well " .
Joke from my 4yr old:
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the mooooooovies.
:) :) :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting...
"MOO"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting co-efficient of friction.
Interrupting co-efficient of...
"muuuu"
To err is Human , to blame it somebody shows managment potential .
I'd seen this version of it:Quote:
Originally Posted by carjunkieanon
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Q: A male apprentice butcher is 21. He has been an apprentice butcher for 4 years. What does he weigh?
Wait for it...
A: He weighs... meat!