Thread: Jokes

If you can start the day without caffeine,If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,If you can face the world without lies and deceit,If you can conquer tension without medical help,If you can relax without liquor,If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,Then you are probably a dog

I bought a cheap Thesuarus today. It was terrible. It was also - terrible.

I joined a Tourettes group today - took them 4 hours to swear me in.

I wonder if the Wright Brothers knew how much their invention wouod take off?

Is French oral as good as it sounds?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep , like my Grandfather . Not screaming and yelling like the passangers in his car .

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Something I read today:
The USA Marines - the most effective method ever invented for killing Americans.