Thread: Jokes

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Originally Posted by Saitch

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Wishful thinking?

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack , I'd like to borrow $50,000 for a holday"

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

'Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger . it will be ok to authorise the line , I know your manager"

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

"Sure , how about this? " , says Kermit and produces a small bright pink finely detailed porcelain elephant."

Very confused , Patty explains that she will have to consult with her manager.

Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her about Kermit and holds up the elephant and says "I mean , what in the world is this?"

The manager looks at Patty and says.."it's a knickknack Patty Whack , give the frog his loan, his old man's a rolling stone"


now.....you can stop singing as well....

what happened when the frogs car broke down?


it got toad.

I'm posting my joke telepathically tonight.
So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Originally Posted by donh54

Not the rivers - apparently they've all dried up, and the fish are all dead! Just ask your local Greenies.

I bet they would love you in Menindee.

You could walk across the lakes.

I've never tried inhaling helium for amusement, but my friends speak very highly of it.