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  1. 29th October 2019, 09:40 PM #5401
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    When I deliver breakfast in bed, all I expect is a simple thankyou.....not all this "who are you and how the hell did you get in here" stuff.
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    So the teacher asked for examples of using “beautiful “ in the same sentence twice.

    So Ralphy puts his hand up.

    Yes,Ralphy,she says?

    Well last night at the dinner table,my older sister told us all that’s she is pregnant.

    Dad said,That’s just beautiful,just friggin beautiful.
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    Ralphy? Whatever happened to Little Johnny these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Ralphy? Whatever happened to Little Johnny these days?
    He's busy up at Social Security, fighting for his Old Aged Pension.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Ralphy should be out of fashion too. Something like Lunar or Sunburst or some other Millennial's name.

    Evening Ian, or 58i, as his friends call him.
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    I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside, and gave her one last chance.


    Unfortunately, she blew it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Ralphy? Whatever happened to Little Johnny these days?
    Ralphy is the modern Little Johnny.

    In fact i have a few cracker Ralphy jokes but they won't stay here for long,and i could get an extended holiday if i post them up.
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    That good, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    Ralphy is the modern Little Johnny.

    In fact i have a few cracker Ralphy jokes but they won't stay here for long,and i could get an extended holiday if i post them up.
    Tell us at Samford on Saturday night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Tell us at Samford on Saturday night.
    Sorry to say,i will be in Arrawarra Sat night,but if you PM me,i could send a pic of them to your phone.
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