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    This sign probably needs some punctuation to make the meaning clear.

    Punctuation.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by vnx205 View Post
    Of course it matter. That is the whole point of the post that started this discussion. Without the correct punctuation, the sentence may not be understood or interpreted correctly.

    Further examples of how different punctuation changes the meaning:

    Mary said, "John is a fool."

    VS

    "Mary," said John, "is a fool."

    and

    Let's eat Grandma.

    VS

    Let's eat, Grandma.


    Silly me, thinking we were discussing using AND at the beginning of a sentence.

    Is not covered by your explanation is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    That will put Ron into a self induced comma!
    nothing to be worried about, you need gear to do that, Ron's will be broken. Weave got thyme two sorte it aught,
    Dave

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    The use of correct punctuation and spelling is always preferred as the written word cannot carry the vocal inflections and visual clues given when speaking to someone direct.

    By not using the correct punctuation the completely wrong message can be sent.
    It can also make the sentence into nonsense.

    Incorrect spelling can also give the wrong meaning, as well as possibly sending someone in the wrong line of action.

    While the writer knows what they want to say, the reader comes to the discussion completely cold and has to hang on to every letter to get the message. So any error can really disturb the thought pattern.

    The English language is full of words that sound the same but have different meanings, plus words that sound the same while having different spellings, and there are some that have the same spelling but are said differently and also have different meanings.

    So, get it wrong and the reader/listener can be playing a game of guesswork.

    The addition of typos only adds to the confusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Silly me, thinking we were discussing using AND at the beginning of a sentence.

    Is not covered by your explanation is it?
    Sorry.

    Sometimes things move so quickly I can't keep up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rovers4 View Post
    The use of correct punctuation and spelling is always preferred as the written word cannot carry the vocal inflections and visual clues given when speaking to someone direct.

    By not using the correct punctuation the completely wrong message can be sent.
    ..........................

    So, get it wrong and the reader/listener can be playing a game of guesswork.

    The addition of typos only adds to the confusion.
    - Alas, so do apostrophes'.... for some.


    (We clearly need a new emoticon, 'Tongue in cheek' )

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    The book I ordered about clocks finally arrived today.


    It's about time.
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    does anyone got any books on how to repair an automatic gearbox?
    I went to the library but they only had manuals!
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    Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
    "No Way" says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
    "No Way" says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
    Told a version of that to my Wife and (impending) Daughter-in-Law. Poor child had difficulty in handling such ripper 'Dad' joke.

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