Thread: Jokes

Great Potato Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Then put one spud in each bag.....

My wife is incredibly smart.


When I called her from my mates phone the other day, she answered with, " Hi honey".


She already knew it was me.

I went to the doctor today for a physical.


He said, "you have to stop eating pizza".


I asked, "why?".


He said, "because I'm trying to examine you"

A guy goes to the optometrist & is in the waiting room. The optometrist come out & says to the man, "I need to speak to you about masturbation". Horrified, the man says "oh my god, is it sending me blind?" The doctor says "no, but it's making everyone else in the waiting room very uncomfortable."

I was accused of cutting off a Donkey's tail.


There's no way they're pinning that on me.

Originally Posted by Eevo

I was accused of cutting off a Donkey's tail.


There's no way they're pinning that on me.

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I just threw a frying pan for my dog, but he didn't fetch it.


Then I realised it was non-stick.