Jokes

**Eevo** · 10th March 2019, 07:52 PM

The bloke who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.

**Fifth Columnist** · 15th March 2019, 04:14 AM

As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
Maybe taking this job as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.

**4bee** · 15th March 2019, 09:22 AM

Exemplary but subtle, #5.

**Homestar** · 20th March 2019, 03:57 PM

I accidentally got locked in a mirror shop last night.

On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect...

**4bee** · 20th March 2019, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

I accidentally got locked in a mirror shop last night.

On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect...

Groaaaaaaaaaaan.

**Homestar** · 20th March 2019, 05:28 PM

Yep, a real Dad joke - I love ‘em. 👍

**jonesfam** · 20th March 2019, 06:59 PM

I went to the Bakers today to by some Short Bread.
They said they don't make it any Longer.

DiscoMick · 21st March 2019, 06:42 AM

Student joke:

Q: Which bird is a Master chef?
A: A kookaburra.

**4bee** · 21st March 2019, 07:33 AM

That's real Kookie Mick & a bit of a tail.

**RANDLOVER** · 22nd March 2019, 10:50 PM

The reason you have to use so much bug spray is that it doesn't work by poisoning them, but by drowning them.

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