Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by V8Ian

But we're not bloody Yanks, John.

Look, I know it doesn't take much but, you have me confused on this, Ian.

Originally Posted by Saitch

Look, I know it doesn't take much but, you have me confused on this, Ian.

Huh

Originally Posted by Saitch

Look, I know it doesn't take much but, you have me confused on this, Ian.

I'm the one who caused the confusion as I corrected the spelling in the original post to keep Ian happy.

Originally Posted by Saitch

Look, I know it doesn't take much but, you have me confused on this, Ian.

metwo

Originally Posted by Xtreme

I'm the one who caused the confusion as I corrected the spelling in the original post to keep Ian happy.

Thanks Roger, for the welcome distraction from darned Corona posts.

Two men are in hospital tonight after a dare to sniff curry powder went horribly wrong.


One has a bad Tikka, and the other is in a Korma.

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of
the subsequent copies.The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing."We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the bloody R!"The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,"The word was CELEBRATE!"