Thread: Jokes

Oops I just looked at the original post

I thought the joke was “Melbourne”

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?


I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Oops I just looked at the original post

I thought the joke was “Melbourne”

We certainly are a Joke at the moment, that's for sure.

There there Dear, don't take on so.

Seriously though, all this crap going on around Australia is excellent experience for the future provided they all learn something from it, ie. Logistics, Planning, Security, Co-ordination etc & who knows what other emergency could unfold one day?

Let us hope it is never needed but I suppose it's just like The Fire Services. Hospitals, Ambos, Police, et al.

I could totally see myself working at a mirror factory.

‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ have very similar meanings - unless you’re at a funeral.

If you had 1 lasagne and put it top of another lasagne, you’d still only have 1 lasagne...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted


Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.”