Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by speleomike

What did the Arabs give us? Zero!

:-)

ha, good one.

also admiral.

Originally Posted by speleomike

What did the Arabs give us? Zero!

:-)

Science, when we still thought sickness was caused by evil spirits?

Seems timely.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Science, when we still thought sickness was caused by evil spirits?

I tell you, those Artisan Gin producers have a lot to answer for.

Originally Posted by Eevo

5/4 people struggle with fractions, fortunately I'm not one of them.

Yes, but what about the other 6/4 that get them right?

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Yes, but what about the other 6/4 that get them right?

You mean the other 1.5 ....

Interesting slogans arising from Covid-19

Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection."