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  1. 14th August 2020, 09:02 PM #6291
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    A SURE WAY OF ENSURING RAGE from Army colleagues is for a Navy member to start up a discussion as to the order of protocol for a march, or a display or whatever – and insisting that Navy goes first, in that ‘the Navy is the Senior Service.’

    Try it and see! Bite time
    PM Andrew Fisher, a gold miner from Gympie, formed the RAN just before WWI, as I remember.
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    I lied on my CV to get a job as a yoga instructor.


    I ended up quitting.


    It was too much of a stretch.
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    Well it seems the secret is out now..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Well it seems the secret is out now..
    And already well proven by years of various trials too I guess.
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    I can vouch for that Spudfan, ......the night I inbibed in that medicine,icouldnt catch anything
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    It'll never be the same again.
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    Watch that first step.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    OOOOOOOooo we are in the presence of Hossifer Materiel.
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    Covid19 self testing

    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Well it seems the secret is out now..
    Its not a secret now thanks

    Its a Covid 19 Self Test

    Take a shot of Scotch, Whisky, Brandy, ... Your choice.
    Smell it. If you can smell it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of smell is one possible symptom
    Drink it. If you can taste it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of Taste is one possible symptom

    Try it a few times to be sure.

    I have to do it again today as I have a headache and red eyes and that may be a possible symptom. We need to be sure of course so repeat the test.


    Note- My Dry July is over. Two or more dry days per week is still my minimum
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