Thread: Jokes

I was at the library this morning and someone was throwing Stephen King novels at people.
I was wondering why they would do such a thing...
Then IT hit me.

Originally Posted by Eevo

I was at the library this morning and someone was throwing Stephen King novels at people.
I was wondering why they would do such a thing...
Then IT hit me.

That would have given you quite the shining

Originally Posted by 4bee

..... and then Vee Wee took over SKODA & they now make some decent looking vehicles with the trimmings but unfortunately the name SKODA was Eskimo for Crap so really a name change would be a good move because of the low resale value. I would certainly look at a Skoda if I was looking again which I'm not, if only to get one of these in the package


I don't think her name would be Brunhilde but she'd do... Attachment 170687



SKODA first came to OZ in 1965, so 56 years.

Skoda Back In Australia | CarAdvice

I'd dispute that, they were here before '65.
They also had an unusual windscreen wiper movement. The wipers pivoted from the lower windscreen edges (as Holdens did prior to EJ), with the left side overlapping the right, whilst parked. When turned on, the left side moved alone, until at the extremity of its arc. As it started to return, the right started its arc. They wiped unsymmetrically. The mechanism to achieve that start, cycle and park must have been the most complex part of the car.

Originally Posted by shwza

We give up. How?

Make sure it's a Mrs Macs, they come in sealed plastic. True story, how it actually happened.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Make sure it's a Mrs Macs, they come in sealed plastic. True story, how it actually happened.

Omg both your answers were a groan or a little huff at best lmaoo

Feral desert donkeys are digging wells, giving water to parched wildlife

Donkeys are digging wells. What do you call a well that a donkey digs?

Q: My Uncle George is my Uncle. Uncle William is my Great Uncle but what uncle is Uncle Toby?









A: My Carb Uncle.

Originally Posted by shwza

Omg both your answers were a groan or a little huff at best lmaoo

Feral desert donkeys are digging wells, giving water to parched wildlife

Donkeys are digging wells. What do you call a well that a donkey digs?

Nearly did myself a Serious Injury when I read the link..... Nomenclature need not be a .... 'dry' subject.

EDIT:- Took me 10 minutes to get it together so as to tell SWMBO.....

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I'd dispute that, they were here before '65.
They also had an unusual windscreen wiper movement. The wipers pivoted from the lower windscreen edges (as Holdens did prior to EJ), with the left side overlapping the right, whilst parked. When turned on, the left side moved alone, until at the extremity of its arc. As it started to return, the right started its arc. They wiped unsymmetrically. The mechanism to achieve that start, cycle and park must have been the most complex part of the car.

What you can do O Hairy one is, 1. Contact the publisher & tell 'em it's crap..

Bugger, there was a 2. but it's gone.



I had a feeling it was earlier as well but have no proof to go on. ie. I didn't take snaps of the forecourt with a Digi Camera as I drove past in the Morris 8/40 Van or Ute & the SUN Motor cycle (2 stroke) needed all the control it could get it may have taken off into Victoria Park Racecourse.

Snippet on the SUN MC.. Was Cargo on a Ship in Darwin Harbour which was bombed. Salvaged cargo was sold off & my lot bought 2 @ auction, they Recond the bike & the other thing which had to use pedals to get going (? name ? Auto Bike??). I felt like King of the Road as I sped past pedestrians on the footpaths.

Even overtook the local Copper one day on his huge fat arsed bicycle seat treadlie.


Ah, the good olde days.