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  1. 24th August 2021, 08:55 PM #7421
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    Every time I leave the house I’m followed by a bird with long legs
    I think I’m being storked
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    how come, when I talk to God, it's prayer, but when God talks to me, it's schizophrenia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
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    My daughter is a high school teacher. Sadly, it’s not a joke. It’s too true. Says less than half the kids sign in over a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Every time I leave the house I’m followed by a bird with long legs
    I think I’m being storked

    Just as well it isn't a Xmas Turkey otherwise you'd be stuffed.
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    It seems Charlton Heston was right after all....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Just as well it isn't a Xmas Turkey otherwise you'd be stuffed.
    It could just gobble him. Not all stalkers are malevolent.
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