Jokes

**350RRC** · 12th March 2023, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by superquag

42 years now, same Wife.... who carries most of the burden of making it work.

We are an endangered species...

Those who now identify with the pronouns 'she' or 'her' wanted equality the 70's, which was (is) genuinely fine with me.

I've lived with a number of women who had separate careers and bank accounts, and was married with one for 20 years. There was always sharing in tough times................. which always happens when you are both self employed.

Even with all that, there were a couple who professed the same ideals but gamed the system and didn't last the 'journey'.

It might sound strange but IME the more independent and equally 'free' the two parties can be in a relationship, the stronger that relationship will be, and 'burdens' evaporate.

DL

**sashadidi** · 13th March 2023, 10:56 AM

An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition."'
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars into her hand...
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains...