Jokes

**Xtreme** · 18th June 2023, 04:34 PM

Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks a week.
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Today I also learned that I am above average!

**Xtreme** · 18th June 2023, 04:40 PM

I hate when doctors ask questions like. Are you sexually active?
Depends on what you mean by "active".
There are plenty of "active' volcanos that haven't gone off in over 50 years.

**spudfan** · 18th June 2023, 09:51 PM

This was posted on Defender2
"So it turns out that scientists have found out how to weigh a rainbow.
Turns out it’s pretty light"
And this was my reply to it
"When my wife saw the above she put on a multi coloured top and stood on the weighing scales....it didn't work."