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  1. 23rd December 2016, 04:18 PM #3571
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    What has 2 wings, and an arrow?
    A Chinese telephone.
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  2. 28th December 2016, 08:11 PM #3572
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    What's the difference between George Micheal and Carrie Fisher?
    2 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    What's the difference between George Micheal and Carrie Fisher?
    2 days.
    Oooohhh too soon.

    I read on facebook earlier something along the lines of the following:

    Dear 2016.

    Damn you for taking all these famous people. If you're going to take a few more, may i remind you that the Kardashians are still alive.
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    ...and Justin Bieber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    ...and Justin Bieber.
    You beat me to it.
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    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
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    Someone told me their dog could retrieve a ball from a mile away!
    I don't know about you, but to me this sounds a bit far fetched.
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    The man who invented velcro died.
    RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    The man who invented velcro died.
    RIP
    At least his family got some closure
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    Torn apart with grief even?!
    He really held the family together. I wish he had stuck around a little longer.

    I probably should stop now.
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