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  1. 6th September 2023, 09:38 PM #8651
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    The leprechaun took his pot of gold and left. Sorry not a joke.

    Back on topic....

    What is red and smells like blue paint??












    Red paint.
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    Snoring every second....

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    I slipped and fell at the library. I then realised that I was in the non friction area.
    Dave.

    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    I slipped and fell at the library. I then realised that I was in the non friction area.
    I bet Health and Safety threw the book at them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
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    Groan.....
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    What's a cheap circumcision called?









    A rip off.

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