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  1. 20th June 2024, 06:26 PM #8941
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I think if there was a degree for car salesman, it would have to be a Bachelor of Arts as they are very creative types.

    AKA Overpaid Bull****ters.
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  2. 23rd June 2024, 11:45 AM #8942
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    Not really a joke, hmmm, maybe the article is,
    Trowbridge traffic brought to a 'standstill' by HGV incident | Wiltshire Times
    But the third comment is as pithy as it gets, before becoming offensive.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Not really a joke, hmmm, maybe the article is,
    Trowbridge traffic brought to a 'standstill' by HGV incident | Wiltshire Times
    But the third comment is as pithy as it gets, before becoming offensive.
    Certainly Pithy if he was carting oranges.

    12 minutes delays? WOW! Some people don't know when they have it so good.
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    There are three kinds of men

    • The ones that learn by reading.
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    • The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
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    Reminds me... I know I've posted this before, but....

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    https://youtu.be/3nuPLoM2Nc4'si=XEgGppAxS09_qHhr
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    ...5 Beers.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    ...5 Beers.jpg
    Groan... Took me a second. I was thinking "Roman woodcutter"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Reminds me... I know I've posted this before, but....

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    I don't think it matters much provided it is before the OFF/ON switch but certainly not at the junction box.
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