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  1. 6th March 2025, 03:36 PM #9121
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    It may be code to let the Proctologist know that any "rear enders" will be covered.

    Wasn't 'Analytic' font invented by those two Scottish blokes? (Ben Doune and Phil McKraken)
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    A Husband calls his American wife and says "be careful driving home, some total idiot is driving down the wrong side of the freeway".

    The wife replies "there's not just one, there are hundreds of them".
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    The wife called me and said she saw a fox on the way to work.

    I said, how do you know he was his way to work.

    She hung up.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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    They tell me the first thing to do when diagnosed with breast cancer is to get it off your chest.
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    I once went out with a girl who stuck her fingers in my eyes.

    I stopped seeing her, after that!
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    My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.............well technically she's not my girlfriend
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    IIRC sign outside a battery shop, "Which type of music do batteries like? Power Ballads".
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    Are song birds mad at humming birds because they don't know the words?
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