Thread: Jokes

"....Indeed it has been said democracy is the worst form.of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time...." Winston Churchill

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

"....Indeed it has been said democracy is the worst form.of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time...." Winston Churchill

While it is difficult to disagree with Winston on this, I'd like to see a list of countries that actually practise TRUE democracy.

Originally Posted by Tins

While it is difficult to disagree with Winston on this, I'd like to see a list of countries that actually practise TRUE democracy.

Well it is the joke section so USA.

Originally Posted by sharmy

Well it is the joke section so USA.

I'll add any country with "People's Republic" in the name.

A Kiwi living with his mates at Bondi Beach goes into the dole office to collect his money. He says to the bloke behind the counter " I don't like being on the dole, I really want to work so I can pay my way and pay taxes." Well said the bloke " I have a job you might be interested in. A local millionaire is looking for a driver to drive his 17 year daughter around in his Rolls Royce. She is stunningly beautiful and is a nymphomaniac so you will have to have sex with her many times a day. It pays $100,000 a year" Wow, says the Kiwi you got to be joking. " Well you started it."

True story. I was waiting for some security guards to do something, I forget what, they'd been talking a while when one said "You know a lot of Kiwi slang. Did you learn that in New Zealand?" and the other said, "No in the dole queue".

I asked a Kiwi mate how many lovers he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep

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