Thread: Men don't get told this..

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea;[URL="tel:3237327"

3237327[/URL]]You're getting a lot more sleep than I am.

No I’m bloody not! Awake half the night while at the same time fasting only to have them cancel it at about noon. May, or may not, be on again tomorrow.
I’ve been in here since Wednesday and I don’t think we’re any nearer a solution.
Most of the staff are cute though.

I'm sorry to hear that. John. I hope you're not nill by mouth until they make a decision. I've been there and it's not nice.

Originally Posted by Tins

No I’m bloody not! Awake half the night while at the same time fasting only to have them cancel it at about noon. May, or may not, be on again tomorrow.
I’ve been in here since Wednesday and I don’t think we’re any nearer a solution.
Most of the staff are cute though.

You want me to come and do it for you? I've got a fairly new Wiltshire Stay sharp knife.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

You want me to come and do it for you? I've got a fairly new Wiltshire Stay sharp knife.

You'll need a cold chisel and a four pound lump hammer.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I'm sorry to hear that. John. I hope you're not nill by mouth until they make a decision. I've been there and it's not nice.

Exactly how it was. Grrr. 😡 Now I’m in another limbo. They are putting their heads together, and in the meantime I have to have more aspirations tomorrow. Not comfortable but better than the scalpel.
Going a bit crazy in here. I’ve made a few mates with the staff but upset one of the cleaners. Apparently he doesn’t like people walking around after hours. I didn’t know hospitals had hours and told him so, and he went and got mummy.

Silly buggers let me out.

Originally Posted by Tins

Silly buggers let me out.

So they "let" you out? Or asked you to leave?

Originally Posted by ChookD2

So they "let" you out? Or asked you to leave?

'Outpatient' or 'Out, patient!'