Thread: My propensity for buying faulty goods continues.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

I wouldn't try it.
If Ron purposefully bought something he knew didn't work, chances are it would then start working but only for him.
Fabric of the universe starts tearing, space/time continuum is interfered with, next thing you know the world will divide itself by zero.

Perhaps 2012 is legit

If you set out to fail, and do so; have you succeeded?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

If you set out to fail, and do so; have you succeeded?

I guess so.
I can expand on that.
If Ron knows what he buys isn't going to work, and therefore alters his plans around depending on it not working, will it then work?
I think whatever causes Rons misfortune is self aware, and thus will recognise when we try to try to use it to destroy itself.
You can't beat the house

We got a new guide dog to care for yesterday.

He's failed already. We had to take him to the vet this morning - he's got kennel cough so our yard is now quarantined for 10 days.

We got home, dropped him off, and went for coffee.

When we got back, there seemed to be a lot of water in the carport and a very wet dog. He's found the fishpond is an excellent swimming hole and the plants in there weren't needed, either.

He was obviously demonstrating what would happen if a person needing a guide dog accidentally fell in the fishpond, crawled out and made their way back to the carport to recover.

Originally Posted by dmdigital

He was obviously demonstrating what would happen if a person needing a guide dog accidentally fell in the fishpond, crawled out and made their way back to the carport to recover.

He's setting himself up to be a guide dog for a blind adrenaline junkie!

Originally Posted by p38arover

We got a new guide dog to care for yesterday.

He's failed already. We had to take him to the vet this morning - he's got kennel cough so our yard is now quarantined for 10 days.

We got home, dropped him off, and went for coffee.

When we got back, there seemed to be a lot of water in the carport and a very wet dog. He's found the fishpond is an excellent swimming hole and the plants in there weren't needed, either.

If you only got him yesterday he was infected before you got him.

Originally Posted by slug_burner

If you only got him yesterday he was infected before you got him.

Zackly! Faulty!

I just noticed his ID no. is 6606 - true.

Satan walks in your back yard...