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  1. 7th May 2007, 08:36 AM #31
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    mate
    you have my sympathy, i have met similar people of doubtful intelligence.


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  2. 7th May 2007, 10:16 AM #32
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    Last night, the same weekly dinner engagement, as usual, for years now.
    All gather at an Italian friends house, could be over a dozen people around the table, a great time had by all. Usually.

    Last night I met Pauline Hansons twin sister. Well maybe not.
    A little blonder of hair, same infuriating nasaly whining voice.
    Same broken nosed pug face.
    Same dumb red neck no brainer attitude.

    I want to buy an island and a really big bastard gun.

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    So you did not get on with Julia Gillard?
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  3. 7th May 2007, 12:33 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesH View Post
    So you did not get on with Julia Gillard?

    WASH YOUR MOUTH.


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  4. 7th May 2007, 04:17 PM #34
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    awwww c'mon Shorty

    We can all tell by your posts that you want her BAD!!!

    (and even if you don't, Do the world a favour and give her one anyway ... that's probably all she wants/needs)



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  5. 7th May 2007, 06:49 PM #35
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    He wants a threesome with Pauline and Amanda Vanstone
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  6. 7th May 2007, 06:59 PM #36
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    ease up will you, i just had dinner!

    and it wasnt fish and chips...
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  7. 8th May 2007, 06:36 PM #37
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    Yep, bad, bad ,bad.

    Hm, I just had a thought. Amanda is of to Rome, consulate job.
    It will be a brave Roman, who pinches that, on the rump.


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    Quote Originally Posted by incisor View Post
    ease up will you, i just had dinner!

    and it wasnt fish and chips...
    Alright then, Alexis Fish-nets and Amanda
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    Quote Originally Posted by shorty943 View Post

    Yep, bad, bad ,bad.

    Hm, I just had a thought. Amanda is of to Rome, consulate job.
    It will be a brave Roman, who pinches that, on the rump.


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    Grasp firmly in both hands & twist may be more effective. AV, when she was Minister for Social Security was heartily loathed by her ministerial and departmental staff and known Dept. wide as "Barge-A*se"
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  10. 8th May 2007, 08:46 PM #40
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    Brian, there is not a dockyard crane in this country that big.


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